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Obama's Selective Outrage -




Liberal Hypocrisy -




R.I.P. MARINES -


TAGS: rip marines chattanooga tennessee islamic terrorism mass shooting gun free zone usmc skip wells carson holmquist david wyatt thomas sullivan semper fidelis mohammad youssuf abdulazeez
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Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:01 pm
Pardon the typo: out = our
Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:00 pm
The only places that are attacked are gun-free zone and our leaders refuse to allow our military to have guns to defend themselves. Leaders claim an "innocent" could get injured? Out military die?


HERE'S WHY -




SHOOT FIRST, AIM LATER - “Let’s be clear, these protests were in reaction to a video" "Based on best information ... it began spontaneously" "Rage and violence over an awful Internet video"


TAGS: obama benghazi fail shoot first
Rating: 3.67/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 28, 2012, 12:18 pm
Gutsy Call
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 4:47 am
I don't pretend you are capable of an actual thought.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 2:05 am
Oh, I don't pretend you are making actual arguments here. You are purely political. So I'll keep it simple. Romney is losing. Obama is winning. You're a whiner. I'm a winner. Winners don't care what other people think. They don't have to. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 11:25 pm
Seems you need to take down a bucn of your spam posters regarding Romney... Seems babababam bam stepped in it again You too.
romneyisatool - September 29, 2012, 11:05 pm
Romney is both. X-D And other idiot takes the bait.HAHA
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 10:22 pm
It was a great talking point... Made a lot of posters now needing to be deleted... Where's Romneytrash? er tool
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 11:31 am
I just love the way libs react to hearing their dear leaders words played back to them. Thank you 1 point sniper...


Obamanation -




Getting What They Asked For & Receiving What They Deserve -


TAGS: baltimore black lives matter freddie gray ferguson effect police presence no justice no peace stephanie rawlings blake marilyn mosby al sharpton race baiters naacp grievance industry cpusa blacklivesmatter eric garner hands up dont shoot michael brown
Rating: 5/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 7:54 am
Try to figure out why people think a comment is written about them. I mentioned no names, but said some people had the IQ of a dead tree. Someone here decided it must be them that I'm talking about. Now try to figure out why they would think that. lol
guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:39 am
EMMa, for someone incapable of getting their b***ons pushed, you sure get your b***ons pushed a lot.
rebeccaolsen - June 1, 2015, 6:30 pm
Of course. Because MMessEnnBeeEss WAS talking about me :) It just pushes his bu'ttons when people see right through him, and he gets so embarrassed about it that he tries to cover it up(and other things)by playing 'stupid' about it. Well, I buy 'that' :)
OTC - June 1, 2015, 5:55 pm
She must have "reasonably inferred" you were talking about her, despite "they" in the sentence
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:42 pm
But carry on, you are so cute when you fail troll. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:41 pm
That is still p.ushing your b***ons hun? Aren't you supposed to be "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) Using OTC to passive-aggressively respond to the things I say, this time "the great comment debate"(#76634,#76635)really doesn't fit the definition of ignoring
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 31, 2015, 6:15 pm
Have you ever noticed how they all claim to have degrees, yet can't even grasp how comments work. I think their degrees are in underwater basket weaving.
OTC - May 31, 2015, 5:16 pm
Liberals are such a joke, and they wonder why we laugh at them.


YESTERDAY - They called me a union thug But now... They want me to bring an assault rifle to work.


TAGS: guns school teachers shootings
Rating: 3.67/5

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deerbag2 - December 23, 2012, 12:16 am
ouch, 5 lions
PapaFox - December 22, 2012, 10:00 am
Obviously logic is not their strong suit. ;)


NEWT GINGRICH - As King he will not listen to the U.S. Court system.




SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS -




I TOOK THIS PIC FOR THE PRESS. - I hate you having guns. I'm too elite for you to photoshop me, I will send a SEAL Team after you if you do. I gave myself that authority. Beware.




NDAA - Where is it when you want it! Torture this mother F...er for the rest of his life No one will care if he goes missing!




NOT SHOOTING THE MESSAGE -




SMITH & WESSON INTRODUCES THE 'OBAMA GUN' - Perfect for Absolete Allies, Endorsed by The Democratic Party.




I WENT TO A SHOOTING - AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT




JAMES ERIC FULLER - promoting violence against the tea-party we are all hoping the psychiatrists can stop the next disaster




SOLUTIONS -


TAGS: drunk driving guns shootings nra
Rating: 3/5

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crankyhead - December 26, 2012, 2:31 pm
You're either living with mental illness, or you're not. There's no 3 strikes applicable. Unless I'm misunderstanding you.
PapaFox - December 26, 2012, 12:32 pm
How about instead closing the loopholes that allow criminals and mental patients to obtain guns easily?
JGalt - December 25, 2012, 11:05 pm
u missed my point.... the problem is not weapons its mental health care and liberals not wanting to traumatize the mentally imbalanced. How about a 3-strikes mental health law?
hurdur20000000 - December 25, 2012, 9:20 pm
that was for JGalt...
hurdur20000000 - December 25, 2012, 9:20 pm
i agree crankyhead that there need to be real regulations, smart regulations... which sadly is not what we have now...
hurdur20000000 - December 25, 2012, 9:19 pm
u missed the point by leaps and bounds
crankyhead - December 25, 2012, 7:53 pm
I think that you stop exactly where you start: with real firearms regulations that don't inhibit law abiding citizens from exercizing their 2nd amendment rights, but help keep firearms away from folks who would go on killing sprees.
JGalt - December 25, 2012, 7:44 pm
so lets put kids in rubber rooms, take away pencils, rulers, forks, knives, scissors, books, etc. No more recess or sports, or exercise, because they could get hurt. Lets amputate their fingers so they can't poke another kid in the eye. Where do u stop?


ROMNEY SHOOTS SELF IN FOOT OVER LIBYA - When you are losing, you might as well go big!


TAGS: romney libya funny shoot foot
Rating: 2.54/5

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Texmil - September 12, 2012, 10:27 pm
So what about Harry Reid, Pelosi and all the Dems who claimed we lost the war when Bush decided on the surge? Why didn't they put their political loyalties and support the troops in that "critical and dangerous time?"
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 4:09 pm
With all due respect, fauxnews, Romney isn't the president. It was Obama that took credit for bringing Democracy and the Arab Spring to Libya. This is a critical and dangerous time for us all if we don't put our political loyalties behind us.


YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP -




MORE ROCKS - SOLUTIONS -


TAGS: solutions rocks preschoolers shootings guns
Rating: 2/5

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PapaFox - December 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
Solution: BUY MORE GUNS!


RETHUGLICAN -


TAGS: mitt shoots first aims later
Rating: 1.57/5

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arnnatz - October 17, 2012, 7:01 pm
Remember the last time there was a shooting at an obama campaign site? Remember that the news claimed it was a republican nut and it turned out to be a false flage episode by a demothug?


Moonbat Madness On Display -




Gun Free Zones -


TAGS: gun free zones do not work chattanooga shooting muhammad youssef abdulazeez islamic terrorism united states marines usmc tennessee semper fidelis
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mittromney - July 18, 2015, 4:41 pm
/I think the problem is you don't know what you are talking about on the subject of gun control violence and you don't see it./
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 18, 2015, 12:39 pm
I think the problem is that the sign is too small and the shooter didn't see it.
MPsniper - July 18, 2015, 7:29 am
looking at the ph**o... it appears that the glass has been sh** through...which would mean the sh**s were launched from outside the posted gun free zone. so.....the murderer technically did not violate the sign. just saying.


Karma is a b*tch -


TAGS: trump second amendment hillary shooting
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:09 pm
...For now, again, Hillary will be your NEXT President.If you think you can change of that here with comments on a messageboard,or trolling me, you are as delusional as I thought.As for me on this site,Im not hating on life.Winners dont have to {:^)Cheers
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:04 pm
...When people can ONLY agree to disagree, that is WHY we have elections. Trump WILL lose.You have the next 4 years of Hillary to think over how effective 'trolling' your country for a living has been for you politically...
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:03 pm
...you are here to troll. You still haven't offered real evidence for ANYTHING. Shame on me for giving this much attention so far. So my responses will be limited to you moving forward since you are too delusional and narcissistic to get the point...
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:02 pm
I don't get my news from tabloids like you do, mate. And it is clear we have to agree to disagree since your lack of logic and understanding of HOW evidence works puts you at a disadvantage in all of this,and wastes my time.You are not here to "debate"...
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 3:12 pm
If the UK is so preferable to the US, why are you in Colorado trying to learn how to walk and talk at the same time?
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 3:11 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-188906/ra**s-rise-violent-crime-soars.html
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 3:10 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12112024/Violent-crime-jumps-27-in-new-figures.html
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 3:09 pm
And just where have I told you to "just google it?" I don't think you have the capacity to understand how to "just google it" so it would be a waste of time to tell you to do so.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:26 am
So, it's Hillary's fault that Trump thinks Obama was born in Kenya? Read the article, doesn't say "Hillary started the birther gig" And even If Trump gets his talking points from Hillary,you should already be getting used to Hillary being your President.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:20 am
Correlation does NOT equal causation. If for your Logic 101 class, as your refutation you hand the teacher for your evidence a single line saying "just google it" not only do you STILL get an F+ but you also get kicked the f*** outta school.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:18 am
*yawn* Again, the childish tactic of YOU posting a random link rather than presenting 'real' evidence (i.e."Compared to 22 other high-income nations, the United States' gun-related murder rate is 25 times higher.") Truth = U.K.much better than the U.S.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:15 am
...their own worst enemy. P.S. You can list a hundred links. Stacking the deck, a fallacy, isn't 'evidence' of anything. REAL 'direct' evidence is evidence. Show me some, maybe we will talk.
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 10:12 am
Wasnt asking you what his birth certificate said.I was asking you what YOU think.Nice dodge.And while Trump and you folks have no proof of rigged elections or ISIS Presidents born in Kenya,ALL this is proof that Trump supporters are (intellectually)...
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:44 am
Hmmm, not so good is it?
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:44 am
Now let's see how well gun bans work. Just for fun, we'll use the UK statistics. http://crimeresearch.org/2013/12/murder-and-homicide-rates-before-and-after-gun-bans/
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:38 am
Oops, that's a place you can read about the necessity for a tinfoil hat. Required reading for hillary fans.
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:37 am
So do yourself a favor and get a new hat: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IO02024/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1#nav-subnav
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:34 am
I guess that means that you live in a conspiracy world where everyone just cuts and pastes (except you, of course, Mr DNC Talking Points). Now the only thing you have left is to claim the government is conspiring against the government.
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:32 am
The birth certificate that obama released says he was born in Hawaii.
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:27 am
http://www.politico.com/story/2011/04/birtherism-where-it-all-began-053563
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:22 am
Your girl hillary is the one that started the birther gig, not trump.
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:22 am
http://www.bls.gov/
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:19 am
http://www.usgovernmentdebt.us/
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:18 am
http://www.bea.gov/newsreleases/national/gdp/gdpnewsrelease.htm
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 8:16 am
Sources: http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS15000000
ImmutableTruth - August 12, 2016, 7:15 am
When the ones in 'control' tell one side to 'tone it down, or else', then tells the other side to 'go ahead and say whatever you want, we got your back...nudge, nudge, wink, wink' that's how you get the rise of folks like Donald Trump
ImmutableTruth - August 12, 2016, 6:59 am
Funny. You are completely fine when someone uses words like 'RebubliKKKlans' and 'conservitards'and refers to a US presidential candidate's wife as a 'who're'. But use a variation of the proper name Benjaminh and LOOK OUT!
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 9:09 pm
Nice dodge, Captain Talking Points. This is clearly a game to you guys and the truth is your enemy. Not sure how calling the election "rigged" here will change the reality of a Hillary Presidency. Enjoy your denial
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 8:45 pm
Wow, you really gave that copy paste shortcut on your computer a workout, Captain Talking Points. A bunch of unsourced conspiracy theory rubbish. Here's a pop quiz for you - where was Obama born? Or is Trump too far up your arse to speak for yourself?
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:59 pm
and I haven't even mentioned the tremendous growth in the number of people on food stamps or the $400 million dollar ransom that your boy obama gave away to iran.
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:56 pm
and now we have obama bringing in people from known terrorist nations without any vetting.
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:55 pm
that should have been 94 million out of the work force, not 84 million
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:54 pm
Add to that the fact that Eva Peron, er, I mean hillary wants to continue obama's piss poor policies and you have a winner...for ISIS.
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:52 pm
$19.3 trillion dollar deficit, 1.2 percent GDP growth. Yeah, glad you finally see the light on obama.
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:51 pm
If by survive obama, you mean watch the country go down the toilet, yes, I agree. 84 Million out of the work force, ten percent of the work force underemployed, 5.9 million involuntary part timers, 2 million who have given up trying to find jobs,
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 7:46 pm
As I've said all along, you live and breathe DNC talking points, excuses, and trump slamming. You aren't original in your thoughts. I can look at the DNC website and see the basis of all of your posts.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 6:22 pm
Republicans, gun-owners, Ronald Reagan's daughter, former secret service, the list goes on...ALL saw through Trump's stupid joke/threat. Arguing about it here (of all places) won't change that reality,or the damage he's done to his campaign.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 6:17 pm
What is with you guys saying "all the liberals?" Many independents AND Republicans (some in office even) are admonishing Trump for his behavior. You seem to "conveniently" forget that. He's losing water WITH EVERYONE. Gonna tell me they're liberals now?
JohnGalt - August 11, 2016, 5:41 pm
Where Hillary used actual words, while Liberals interpret what Trump said, which also could have been also interpreted as 2nd amendment people resisting politicians, getting their @$$e$ to the polls to keep Hillary out, etc. Libtards jump to conclusions.
JohnGalt - August 11, 2016, 5:38 pm
I guess all the liberals are conveniently forgetting when Hillary suggested her reason for not dropping out of the 2008 race was that Obama might be '@$$@$$inated" like Bobby Kennedy, or when Biden also brought up the topic.
ImmutableTruth - August 11, 2016, 8:07 am
At any time, day or night, if anyone posts anything that threatens the fragile bubble of your narrative, fauxy, you HAVE to respond ASAP. You are compelled to, as if brainwashed. You aren't the king of this site, fauxy. You are enslaved to it. Cheers...
ImmutableTruth - August 11, 2016, 8:03 am
So, fauxy, your schtik is to cry "loser" and "projecting" then write something that you copied from someone else who got bored of using and abusing you and kicked you to the curb where you remain to this day? Amirite?
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:19 am
Yes, only a miserable idiot ruled by sociopathic illness and rage would ever (stupidly) think Trump would EVER be an acceptable candidate. Hillary? Lousy, but we'll survive here like we did Obama. But glad you finally see the light on Obama.Cheers,bloke
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:14 am
As for your sudden pivot that you suddenly don't like Trump...well, your past excuses for him followed Trump and RNC talking points very closely. Excuse me if I'm skeptical. But the smart faction of the human race accepts your gracious concession.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:12 am
And I did 'recheck' the polls. Of course they will tighten a little after the convention subsides. But the trend and the large deficit are too big to ignore. He's still losing and the odds are extremely stacked against him. He's a goner.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:11 am
Nate's follies don't affect the work of others there, even if it hurt their brand. Plenty of independent voices at 538 with good a***ysis. I too didn't listen to Silver about Trump. Why? Because I listened to the polls which predicted Trump would win.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 12:09 am
Yes, Nate Silver is the founder. No,he's not fivethirtyeight.That's idiot's logic,mate. a***yst Harry Enten writes for thme, does work there. David Wasserman, Clare Malone, etc. The article BIB listed wasn't a***ysis by Silver. And it was a sound article.
xyzzy001002 - August 10, 2016, 10:19 pm
that being said, neither trump nor hillary is an acceptable candidate. If Johnson wasn't for open borders, he would have my vote.
xyzzy001002 - August 10, 2016, 10:14 pm
And, you might want to recheck the polls. Trump is beginning to gain on hillary again. Slowly, but still gaining.
xyzzy001002 - August 10, 2016, 10:12 pm
Nate Silver is the founder and editor in chief of fivethirtyeight. In other words, he IS fivethirtyeight
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2016, 9:31 pm

Enough with the Ben/Benji stuff.
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 8:42 pm
I even listed a right-leaning site,seeing as you need your news dumbed down for you www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/08/10/battleground-map-shifting-in-clinton-s-favor-for-now.html Don't worry.It even features minor trivial spin,to give you more false hope
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 8:29 pm
Trump is clearly on track to lose in November. You boys will have plenty of time until then to invent less boring&lame excuses than that.
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 8:22 pm
That was Nate Silver, hun. Not 538, which houses several a***ysts. Which I agree was stupid of him.He didn't listen to the polls.I listed a link from Harry Enten on the average of all polls. Trump is losing big across them solidly. That's reliable
xyzzy001002 - August 10, 2016, 7:55 pm
Hahahahahaha! FiveThirtyEight.com. The same ones who kept saying from the beginning that Trump wouldn't get the nomination. Really good, reliable site. hahahahahaha!
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 7:49 pm
and... http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-polls-arent-skewed-trump-really-is-losing-badly/ The immutable truth hurts.
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 7:46 pm
The immutable truth behind why you are so bitter: Donald Trump IS the laughing stock of America (all you can do about it is project that shame&blame onto us, loser) http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-polls-arent-skewed-trump-really-is-losing-badly/
BlackIsBeautiful - August 10, 2016, 7:42 pm
You are so bitter over your candidate losing you have resorted to putting words in people's mouths? You can only hide behind delusions for so long.America is laughing all right, at Trump for looking stupid daily with these screw ups.He's alienated America
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:59 pm
So... both fauxnews and truthteller decide to completely destroy their credibility by saying (in thier own words)that Donald Trump should be "locked up" for doing nothing. Secret Service does nothing. Fauxnews looks absolutely stupid. LOLfor all Americans
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:48 pm
Source, ftaruuxtnhetwesller?
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:44 pm
Like Donald Trump, you serial-trolls are serial-sore-losers who are not long for this world or here.You sore-loser can cry on each others shoulders when Hillary is your President come November.Real men have to carry on.You can have the last word, brother
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:44 pm
Yes, Benji-boy. Beg children to defend you. Beg em', boy. Because. You know. You are pretty proud of your inability to defend yourself and your inability to come up with an original thought. So, cower behind a child, Benji-boy.
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:41 pm
Republicans and Democrats and independents are lock step in denouncing Trump's actions. Not just these either. He's week long gaffee-ah-ppoloza has been getting rave reviews from everyone. Only a handful of you brainwashed Trump trolls don't get it.
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:39 pm
Sanders himself admits the election was NOT rigged. He agrees, as everyone does, that the system is broken. Trump's candidacy wouldn't be possible without that fact. You are just embarrassing yourself, troll. Like Trump you make up sh**,hope it sticks
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:36 pm
Bernie Sanders...ahem...
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:36 pm
ha ha ha. We will try not to. Promise! Talk to you later brother.
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:35 pm
I was pretty proud of that too,if I do say so myself. Catch you two later. P.S. You can play with "ImmutableTruth" now if you want. Just don't break my 'toy', K guys? Cheers :^)
truthteller - August 10, 2016, 6:33 pm
Well, I know my daughter and I aren't laughing our a** off at Fauxnews. That was an "epic pawn" [my daughter typed the last part, she educates me on this] Thanks for keeping it real, Ben. Have fun at work!
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:31 pm
"Maybe so?" So you admit that reality did not comfirm to the Democrat pary narrative that you were brainwashed to believe? Donald Trump did not commit a crime. And by saying ,"Maybe so" you admit that your narrative failed you, Benji
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:30 pm
I would've continued with my "original" shtick to count your comments (read:more original that you realized) like bluelivesmatters was doing to me but,alas,he couldn't get past "fifteen posts" poor thing.(see#81147) Thank you for playing {:^) Cheers (2/2)
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:30 pm
As for my "longevity",and your insecurity over it,you rinse-wash-repeat trolls are my pinky-finger's trophies(i.e.Proof of WHO is the "laughing stock" here by 'everyone'~SEE#81321)There was a reason I stopped counting at "fifteen" comments earlier...(1/2)
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:30 pm
As for the source,that's what started all of this: Trump's 'second-amendment-remedy'talk.Trump's ego was the source.And everyone from major Republicans to former USSS and USSS agree on that.Trump simply took the coward's way out,and lied his way out of it
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:28 pm
* s u c k i n g
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:26 pm
With Trump sinking in the polls this badly and publicly imploding on the campaign trail, you are fun reminder with your sad little man's syndrome on display here - trying to talk sh*t but s****** on sour gr'apes - of who is suffering embarrassment here.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:25 pm
Source, Benji-boy? Show everyone your source for Donald Trump calling for "violent revolution against tyranny."
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:23 pm
Rigggggght. Like having star of "KickA@s" Chloe Grace Moretz as the cop in my meme satirizing LOCK HER UP wasn't a dead-giveaway. Then again, you guys dishonestly think if Trump loses, the system was rigged. As if you'll ever listen to the truth.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:19 pm
And he continues to be free embarassing you and laughing in your face as your credibility withers away with your pathetic inability to prove how the Secret Service needs to jail him.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:15 pm
"I never said they would lock up Trump" said the Democrat propagandist who personally created a meme saying "Lock him up" Credibility fail. You're soaking in it. Truth fail. Yeah, that too. Common sense epic fails? Read fauxnews' posts.
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:07 pm
As for the secret service failing me...they did me good here. They confronted Trump and he shamefully p*ssying out like a kid on the school yard. He backed down on his call for violent revolution against tyranny and pulled a Hillary. The shame is on him.
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:05 pm
Maybe so. Donald Trump is losing and too stupid to realize why and how (hint:he's doing it to himself). If he's laughing, it's one of insanity - he's just too sociopathic or mentally-ill to see the writing on the wall.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 6:03 pm
Every time you see Donald Trump on television, Benji-boy, he is laughing at you. You made a complete public fool of yourself with your stupid meme, Benji. Yet the Secret Service failed you, Benji. They did not comply with your mental illness, Benji
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:03 pm
Also, notice how you bailed on the USSS argument like a coward after I owned you on that with the TIMES source, clearly showing you HOW it works. I get it that you should be in special ed on this subject. Sorry I was speaking over your head earlier
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 6:01 pm
Really now? lolololololol...Let's try out YOUR logic then. Every second that Hillary Clinton is NOT in jail, completely destroys you Trump supporters' expert credibility on her lying to the FBI. Guess she's innocent. I didn't realize you are #forher X^D
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:59 pm
Every second that Donald Trump is not in jail, completely destroys your expert Secrect Service credibility, Benji-boy
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:59 pm
Already listed it above. http://time.com/4445735/former-secret-service-official-donald-trump-is-pretty-close-to-the-edge/ You were too busy melting down and being insecure to notice it. I posted it here for you again, child :^)
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:57 pm
Still waiting on your SOURCE of how the Secret Service operates. You know, Benji, your only lifeline that will safe your (LOL) credibility.
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:53 pm
Maybe your bitter anger over it (and my "longevity" here at your expense) makes you stutter my name. But, no, outside of mocking the lame "Lock her Up" Trump mantra, I only think Trump should be locked up if he confesses to the truth.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:49 pm
Hmmmm...fauxnews. Ben. Benji. Benny-boy. You never said "Lock him up. Trump for Prison" for something that the Secret Service ignored. Know you know why you are the long standing laughing stock of this site
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:49 pm
A REAL man would've owned it, and gone to jail to defend his right to fight back against tyranny (if he truly believed it - like the Oregon militia'bravely'though ignorantly did).Now we know that Trump was all talk and no action.He's ignorant AND cowardly
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:45 pm
Like I said, they would investigate Trump (which is embarassment enough). If Trump backs down from his tough talk of violent revolution and lies like a coward, trying to spin his words into a weakknee'd call for voting, the shame is on him (and you).
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:43 pm
I never said they would "lock up" Trump. I was mocking the lame "Lock her up" Trump mantra. I did however destroy your argument with sources (you claim I didn't have) and understanding on HOW the USSS work. You dodged it, and p*ssied out like Trump.
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:41 pm
The problem is the Secret Service did not follow your expert, all-knowing, not-brainwashed, wisdom and lock up Trump. Because, Benji, you know, they aren't mentally ill
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:41 pm
...So, there you go. As I said,the USSS investigates threats.I provided sources that they did. And CNN sources that Trump lied about such meetings. You right,I'm taking away YOUR last chance for self-respect and credibility,conspiracy boy X^D
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:39 pm
...Yet, Trump (like you) goes off to mentally-ill conspiracy lands and lies about it. Trump lied, saying"No such meeting or conversation ever happened," Trump tweeted in response to CNN's report...
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:39 pm
...A US Secret Service official confirmed to CNN that the USSS spoke to the Trump campaign regarding his 2nd Amendment comments. "There has been more than one conversation" on the topic, the official said...
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:38 pm
So, Benji-boy. Here is your last chance at self respect, self esteem, and credibility. Tell everyone how the Secret Service operates inside the bubble world of your Democrat party narrative
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:38 pm
The problem is: you will dismiss any facts or reasoning on the subject with your mentally-ill reasoning and perchance for conspiracy theory...
fauxnews - August 10, 2016, 5:36 pm
I can list plenty of sources www.cnn.com/2016/08/10/politics/trump-second-amendment/ or...http://time.com/4445735/former-secret-service-official-donald-trump-is-pretty-close-to-the-edge/
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:33 pm
What? No sources to give you credibility? Tsk, tsk, tsk, Benji-boy. Without sources you continue to expose yourself as DUN!DUN! DUN!...a typical leftist troll with no credibility regurgitating leftist propaganda, Benny-boy
ImmutableTruth - August 10, 2016, 5:27 pm
LOL... Benji, Benji, Benji... you destroyed your credibility with this meme, then obliterated yourself with your own comments. Yes, you have longevity with this site. But as a laughing stock. Mic drop in BOOM!


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Bandit5906 - June 2, 2016, 10:09 pm
And yet there are 125,000 per day in America!


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fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:50 pm
In recent days, even Bill O'Reilly (surprisingly) and the N.R.A. (more surprisingly) are turning the tide and evolving in their views. They are calling for gun-control. You're right. It IS simple. It's called waking up to reality(2/2)
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:49 pm
Yes, it is very simple. Buy a gun, if you're nuts, you have the power now to murder a lot of people. So society has to create better laws and monitoring to regulate this power, to keep it out of the hands of the mentally ill.(1/2)
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:47 pm
Yeah, like the voice in your head.
nonovelist - June 15, 2016, 10:37 pm
Very simple, buy a gun, protect yourself. You might learn something about guns in the process and how to use them.
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:26 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon and is excellent protection against someone who want to harm you!


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Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:27 pm
The FBI and Obama have failed us!


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fauxnews - June 16, 2016, 1:02 am
Citation? I call bullsh*t on that, mate.
JohnGalt - June 16, 2016, 12:04 am
years ago. Most of the mass shootings have been liberals, democrats or radical terrorists.
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 11:44 pm
You're entitled to your opinion,nonovelist. If standing up against gun-violence is called 'foolish, then ignorance is bliss. Yes, the constitution would have to be 'amended' to correct the 2nd Amendment. I was being 'snarky'.
nonovelist - June 15, 2016, 10:54 pm
You can't repeal any of th 1st 10 amendments, it's called the bill of rights a part of the constitution. Your posting its repeal just makes you look foolish. You can do better.
fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:53 pm
Ted Bundy was a Republican. And your point is?
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:28 pm
Orlando killer was a registered Democrat!


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calron - November 1, 2015, 9:44 pm
So basically you offered no real count for what I said and pretended to know my motivation and attacked me off that falsehood rather that actually engage in an hoest debate.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:54 am
/you got your rise out of me,stalker.And that's all you're gonna get.I notice others call you calvon.Fitting.Nice username fail there you got going.Karma.You can argue with yourself for now on,CalVon.that's sums up all you really do anyways,troll.Bye now/
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:45 am
/of course you did, you are an irritating fail troll. that what trolls do, they like to push b.uttons. good job. glad you admitted it,Murican. There would be something wrong with me if I didn't react to your disrespectful trolling of a national tragedy./
calron - June 22, 2015, 1:35 am
Wow, looks like I pushed a b***on. :P Mental illness is the mots common factor in these types of shootings, yet politicians do no talk about the red flags that these shooters wave all over that are ignored.
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:25 am
-old and dirty./my your egotistically spouting off tonite. existence might be here long after we're gone. but thank {the Pope's} god you won't be./
mittromney - June 22, 2015, 1:20 am
/if they did, you and your split personalities on this site would be endangered - so I'd be for that./might be time for you to do some laundry - your socks are getting old, failtroll/
calron - June 21, 2015, 11:56 pm
They're gonna regulate mental illness?
RonaldReagan - June 20, 2015, 2:37 pm
I will relinquish my weapons, bullets first. To the thug who tries to take away my liberty.
fauxnews - June 20, 2015, 2:27 pm
Not sure what area u live in,but in the part of'Murica where I reside there are local gun shows all the time where u can pick up firearms with little or no regulation.You're living in denial to not acknowledge that scary reality in light of current events
Cyberhagen - June 20, 2015, 12:47 pm
I don't have a gun either but at least I can get one if I need one. And the myth that they are handed like candy is a lie. I needed to register with the local police dept and have two witnesses for my character, and it took several months to get.
Zeitguy - June 19, 2015, 8:53 pm
Ask Australians how that gun confiscation is working for them. Only the criminals have guns now.
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:41 pm
/I've always managed to protect my own house just fine without a firearm. Maybe it's because I live somewhere that doesn't glorify violence and give out a**ault weapons like Halloween candy. how is that working out for you America?/
mittromney - June 19, 2015, 1:39 pm
/so pushing for regulation on the very thing that caused the problem is shameless? the NRA hold rallies only miles away from school shootings is shameless./The idolization of guns f***ed your country


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fauxnews - June 15, 2016, 10:52 pm
Nah, I love margaritas too much. Oh, AR-15s? Yeah, ban them from the public. And scientology...we could use less of that too.
Bandit5906 - June 15, 2016, 10:40 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon! Sober up!


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MMessEnnBeeCee - May 6, 2015, 7:12 pm
What about black cops? Do their lives matter?


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Democrats Hate Guns... Unless They're Using Them To Shoot At Their Ex-Wife -




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nonovelist - June 18, 2016, 1:15 pm
So, attacking the 2nd A. isn't enough. Now, it's an attack on the 5th A. This is why liberalism is so dangerous to liberty. There is no sense in this, common or otherwise.
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 12:33 am
Surrrre....whilst you are at it, why don't you cite another unbiased source like an ISIS website on their opinion about radical Islam. You make it too easy, bro :) Gimme real 'evidence' next time, denier. Propaganda doesn't count. (2/2)
fauxnews - June 18, 2016, 12:31 am
You're right, a loser jacka*s moron like Allen B. West IS the problem X-D Did you actually cite his website as your 'evidence' against guns? bwhahahahahhahhahaha (1/2)
JohnGalt - June 18, 2016, 12:04 am
guns are not the problem: http://www.allenbwest.com/a***ytical-economist/look-what-orlando-shooter-threatened-in-elementary-school
fauxnews - June 17, 2016, 10:36 pm
Name the congressional bill then.
Bandit5906 - June 17, 2016, 10:09 pm
Another liberal lie:Gun shows have had background checks for a long time.


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fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 3:02 pm
It's a stupid argument,all the more reason SO because it's a choice to be dumb.You're going to tell me it's in the same league as a .22 hunting rifle?It's a dangerous weapon that can easily kill MANY people...and it should be banned.F*ck the 2ndAmendmdent
Bandit5906 - June 14, 2016, 2:57 pm
If it were an a**ault weapon the military would use it!
fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 1:38 pm
...if someone here is for ng to tell me 50plus people would've been killed or injured by a man wielding a .22 hunting rifle, they're insane with stupidity. Clearly this is a dangerous weapon. Clearly it should be banned. R F**k the 2nd Amendment :^D
fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 1:07 pm
Cut the crap. America would have less gun fatalities, and this tragedy could have been probably avoided, with strong gun control laws and monitoring...like the rest of the world. Your nation has no laws. You've made your bed, America
JohnGalt - June 14, 2016, 6:03 am
But Alan Grayson thinks it can shoot 700 rounds per minute and that many would still be alive if the shooter did not have such an a**ault weapon! More liberal lunacy
fauxnews - June 14, 2016, 12:20 am
Yeah, it can't kill LOTS of 'Muricans neither. It just tickles 'em. ;-p
Bandit5906 - June 13, 2016, 10:19 pm
The AR-15 is not an a**ault weapon.


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fauxnews - June 20, 2016, 9:52 pm
You are right, the FBI needs better gun control laws so they can go after guys like the Orlando shooter.In fact,the GOP-lead congress just voted down another bill today that would prevent those suspected of terrorism from being able to purchase guns
Bandit5906 - June 20, 2016, 9:22 pm
The FBI was notified of the shooter's attempts to purchase items for terrorism days before the event. Our FBI ignored the warning!
fauxnews - June 19, 2016, 10:09 pm
On June 13, FBI Director James Comey told reporters, "So far, we see no indication that this was a plot directed from outside the United States and we see no indication that he was part of any kind of network." Rebecca Shabad,CBS News,June 13, 2016
JohnGalt - June 19, 2016, 9:28 pm
sources?


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fauxnews - June 20, 2016, 4:46 pm
I hate your cowardly gun culture. Not America
Bandit5906 - June 20, 2016, 4:07 pm
What is it you have against America?


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calron - June 21, 2015, 11:55 pm
Obama is yet another Liberal Reality Denier.
Oldsod - June 18, 2015, 9:09 pm
You forgot China, where 20+ kids (mainly grade-schoolers) have been killed with knives and cleavers over a span of months. Nothing went bang bang except, perhaps, Maxwell's Silver Hammer.


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Bandit5906 - February 7, 2016, 2:35 pm
A perfect poster girl! 5L
fauxnews - February 7, 2016, 5:08 am
Nuts.


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Zeitguy - June 23, 2015, 9:37 pm
(Since 1945:)


To those that say the real problem isn't guns, it's mental illness -




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Denying racism exists in America is a form of racism -


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calron - November 1, 2015, 9:57 pm
Forgot a "not" in there. Maybe I can blame my spellcheck. :P
calron - November 1, 2015, 9:48 pm
Some people wanted to called racist before and of that was known. And even after it was known and called racist attack people, like Glenn Beck, for reflexively shouting it.
fauxnews - June 23, 2015, 2:53 pm
Of course the Charlestons response is a proud one. We should never blame the victims how they choose to respond. Hopefully this will lead to sober dialogues about the racism and addiction to violence that triggered this tragedy.(2/2)
fauxnews - June 23, 2015, 2:49 pm
"From the start?" It never stopped looking like racism. The conservative politicians, by fence sitting and refusing to condemn this properly, were probably creating another Baltimore with their own passive-aggressive closet racist views. (1/2)
freasy - June 23, 2015, 9:25 am
It looked like racism, from the start, but we don't need the top leaders of this country recreating Ferguson, or Baltimore. I am exceedingly proud of the people of Charlestons response.
fauxnews - June 22, 2015, 12:49 pm
...without a second thought. Pathetic.
fauxnews - June 22, 2015, 12:49 pm
It was clear it was racism based upon the racist things he was saying at the time of the shootings. He didn't work for the church he terrorized. Many politicians responded at first with cautious fence sitting.If he was a Muslim,they'd call him a terrorist
freasy - June 22, 2015, 10:36 am
I don't think so. Heard several commentators say that the FEDs should not be saying that till evidence and to wait till we get some evidence. After this stuff came out they called it racism. It could have just been work place violence, like Fort Hood
calron - June 21, 2015, 11:54 pm
Did someone actually deny racism?


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MMessEnnBeeCee - March 23, 2015, 12:17 am
Why a troll? Because I poked fun at you?
DebtToAmerica - March 22, 2015, 7:50 pm
those are some impressive research skills, its a shame you dont use them for anything other than winning arguments on the internet.
RonaldReagan - March 22, 2015, 2:13 pm
Smart aleck troll
calron - March 22, 2015, 1:45 pm
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/wp/2015/03/19/hands-up-dont-shoot-did-not-happen-in-ferguson/
MMessEnnBeeCee - March 22, 2015, 1:25 pm
OMG! You mean you aren't THE Ronald Reagan?
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 11:25 pm
heh...heh...heh...Hopefully the real Ronald Reagan would have better things to do with his time than spend it here. R.I.P.
Zeitguy - March 21, 2015, 11:08 pm
The real Ronald Reagan would never let a grammatical error interfere with true narrative.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 10:38 pm
Which is why I seldom make these. I'm merely the peanut gallery. Would never nitpick the audience. Matters more when you're the showman - he's in the spotlight. Even so,when I do screw up I don't blame my computer or my phone's spellchecker like you boys
OTC - March 21, 2015, 8:41 pm
Cal, I guess Ronnie is saying "someone show should" type a little slower. Grammar indeed. (Ref #73951 comment by Ronnie)
calron - March 21, 2015, 6:08 pm
I type faster than I spell. I really need to slow down a bit when making these things.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 5:45 pm
"allot easier" "support you biased misconceptions" "do not let thinks like facts" It's also a lot easier to support biased misconceptions when you do not let things like spelling and grammar get in the way of being a smart aleck.


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2015, 12:45 pm

Lay off the name calling and argue like an adult.
crankyhead - June 27, 2015, 10:26 am
That's not the american flag. Just sayin'.


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Bandit5906 - June 13, 2016, 1:45 pm
That was before Obama!


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